Bubba and his wife have been married for thirty five years. Bubba comes home from work every day, turns on the tv and grabs some beers , has dinner, and goes to bed. Saturday he goes hunting or fishing and Sunday watches either football or Nascar.
Bubba's wife starts thinking the magic has left their marriage and gets an idea to spark the old romance so she decides to go shopping at Victorias Secret.

That night Bubba comes home and notices it's kind of odd the lights are low and candles are lit. He grab a beer and turns on the tv.
Just then his wife comes down the stairs with a skimpy top and crotchless panties. She points down and says, "Bubba you want a little of this?"
Bubba's mouth drops open, spits his beer and says "Lord NO, look what it did to your panties"!

Last edited by texraid; 09/22/16 04:04 PM.