An American went hunting in Ontario and bagged three ducks.He put them into the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive away when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Americans.
The game warden ordered the American to show his hunting license and the American pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license,then picked up one of the ducks,sniffed it's butt and said"This duck ain't from Ontario,it's a Quebec duck.You got a Quebec hunting license boy?"
The American reached into his pocket and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The Game warden then picked up a second duck ,sniffed it's butt and said"this ain't no Quebec duck,this is a Manitoba duck!You got a Manitoba hunting license?"
The American again reached into his pocket and produced a Manatoba hunting license.The Game wainden reached and picked up the third duck,sniffed it's butt and said"this ain't no Manitoba duck,this here duck is from Nova Scotia!You got a Nova Scotia hunting license?"
The American reached into his pocket once again and produced a Nova Scotia license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point and said "Just where the hell are you from?"
The American smiled ,turned around,bent over,pulled down his pants and said "You tell me,you're the expert!"
