My good friend Tripp used to be a cameraman for the "Trophy Quest" television show. He was in Alaska, filming, and met an old Alaskan. The native asked him "You don't have a gun, son?". Tripp replied "Nossir, I'm a cameraman ..... I'll be careful." Old timer replied "Son, you need a gun, this is grizzly country", and handed Tripp an alloy framed .44 Magnum revolver. He said " Here, keep this until you leave". Tripp hefted it and said "I'll bet it kicks like the devil". Old man replied "Son, when you've got it in a grizzly's mouth you won't even notice it".
SRH