I didn't suggest that Ted's new Darne is a keepers gun Jagermeister. I said it looks like a keeper. Oh, nevermind. I'll never be a double gun expert like you unless I'm willing to hang out at the Rent-A-Center.

I see you're still hung up with that class envy thing. Don't worry, maybe Barack Obama will move on to become dictator of Europe, and he will confiscate the estates from the Dukes and Barons and give them to the serfs and peons. All hail the socialists!