Mr. Sniffle'bean I figured you'd suggest I get him a cheep Mossy'turd pump gun like you shoot...
No, Grandpa cheap prick, that would make too much sense for members of your clan. See, the Mossberg would actually WORK, even with the "environmentaly friendly" steel shot you seem to be so enamored with-you can forget that crap with the Boito. It would be perfect for a nice little hunting trip (sluicing turkeys out the pickup window) for you two, except, it likely wouldn't work, anyway. No big deal. That will give you more time to think about my underwear, and post things about it, here.
You went through a lot of the underwear thing with Amarillo Mike, too, didn't you? Have you seen a doctor about this?
Did you contact Gander and try to chisel $100 off the price, just like you did here?
Did he tell you to pack sand? Just like the other guy did, here?
Best,
Ted
