Back about 10 years ago I was the guide for a waterfowl outfitter. I did the hunting part while a number of scouts were driving the roads finding new hunts. One of the scouts wasn't particularly good at finding the birds and was notified by the outfitter he was on his last last day if he didn't come up with something. Well, this scout was driving down the road and spots a field full of geese. All pumped up with enthusiasm he heads into the farmer's yard to ask permission and runs over the farmer's dog killing it. He goes up to the door with tears in his eyes telling the farmer his dog was dead and asking permission for if he didn't get it he would loose is job. Interestingly the farmer gave him permission and a spade, to bury the dog.

Last edited by Tamid; 01/07/16 02:24 PM.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.