All that's well and good, but I can't help but wonder why so many people can't do anything without alcohol. Or coffee.
Funny you say that Greg. My wife and I drink a little wine in the evenings, when we are by ourselves. All parties and family/friend gatherings are alcohol free. Everyone enjoys each others company and nothing "colorful" is ever said and nothing gets out of hand. It's IMO the only way to fly.
Now I will admit, there is always a pot of fresh coffee a brewin.

Kind of along the lines of most folks gravitate to the kitchen. Always something tasty around.
Merry Christmas.
Bill