FWIW, you get a bit more flannel if your pajamas have feet in them.

I use the free white paper towels at the club and TTC [Ted's Terminal Cotton] patches at home. I may have to prevail on the club to buy better paper towels.

You have to love Joe, the birds are everywhere in his neck o' the woods, but the season is yet to open. Makes for 'high twitch' anticipation.

Will they still be there when the season opens?

Only the Shadow knows.