For goodness sake, Gentlemen please learn to speak and conduct oneself correctly when one is in ones company.
When we released you from our Empire we believed you were mature enough to make your own way in the World.
Obviously not.
Tisk, tisk, what are we to do with one.
It is and now for ever shall be, BORE.
We use a bore guage to measure. NOT a Guage guage.
Now be off with you, like good children.
Deary, deary me, modern children are soooooo naughty.