I like to think he got tips on modesty from old man Greener. I remember his ad for his man's cologne, which in reality was probably white lightning. He said his Herter's cologne wouldn't have a man "going around smelling like a fairy." Those were the days.

I did buy a lot of stuff from Herter's when I was in high school in the 60's. Most of it was junk. I guess that is when I first learned that everything in print was not true, and lots of it wholesale BS.