You continue to inspire, you the poetic gift that keeps on giving. Inquiring minds need to know:

Why does the wizards nasty streak of ooze seem permanent?
Does he have a pointy head filled with quick-set cement?
Did an 84 year-old King look alike run over his childhood dog?
With these and other questions we continue to ponder and slog
Or is it just pure and simple his head is packed with excrement?

With the additional list of limericks the book publisher will need more $$ for "Leaves of A Cowardly Ass". $10 to Dave


Still need your name and address posted!