Originally Posted By: Chuck H
Originally Posted By: Shotgunjones
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I came home smelling like fish and perfume. Was not easy to convincve the wife that I had been at 'work'.



A departed friend would use WD-40 for such situations he regularly encountered. I don't recall how he dealt with the lipstick on his collar.


A friend of mine on a rainy night rolled in the mud in a bar ditch and then claimed to his wife he had a flat on the way home. It both covered the odor and explained the gap between closing time and the time of his arrival at home.

As I get older I see less and less difference between young men and intact male bird dogs. Except the bird dog has better morals.

Last edited by AmarilloMike; 02/27/14 06:21 AM.

I am glad to be here.