"...and I'm stuck on Ft. Bliss..."
Sucks to be you. Beats the heck out of North Ft. Hood though.
Forget the gun shops. Go to Jaguars on Gateway.
Negatives: A review from "John" on Yelp.
"Fights and shootings outside the club. Bouncers give you a hard time.
Prostitution and drug deals inside. Gangs fight there."
Positives: Military discount with I.D.
Where, may I ask, are you off to? I may want in on it. Some crazy Polish chick has me cleaning gutters, fixing stuff, and painting. PAINTING! Aarrrg!
What the hell happened to the honeymoon? I've been bamboozled.
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LR, banished to the garage because crazy Polish chick said Dunhill Royal Yacht smells like a used diaper, deploying to the piggly wiggly for more beer.