Ahole? Somebody say Ahole? I'm here!!!

Anyway, Jake, Lowel has always missed the point most important to note on those fine English guns he has handled-they are, alas, here, and not in England.

He needs an ejector gun for his crows, turkeys, and ducks not in the least more than I do, for my grouse and pheasants. Nothing driven about our hunting, save the vehicle we use to get there.

You can pretend you are a nobleman, or landed gentry in England, but, it is true what they say-you can never return home, especially if you happen to be an English sidelock gun.

Wish a few more turned up, in lefthanded form, hold the ejectors, please. Did I mention I'm cheap?
Best,
Ted