A huge mistake, do not listen to your wife; thank her for her generous thougths and buy her a piece of jewelry. You see, when guns are on display, wives actually look at and count them; whereupon it becomes much more difficult to slip another into the house without it costing you major reparations. This is a feminine trick; do not be so flattered that you are duped! A man is much better served to keep his gun treasures wrapped in thick gunsocks and hidden away in a big dark safe; most gals are easily convinced that a safe is exactly where guns ought to be, making it much easier for one to conduct his buying and horse-trading activities.
