Geo, the story of the GSP and the turkey will long be remembered as family legend more than anything else that happened this Christmas. We have a similar legend. I had a wild turkey thawing in the sink and asked my mother-in-law to keep an eye on it as the late Rosce, my Aussie, was in the house and I had to go to the store. She delegated the duty to my 10 year old daughter. Well, you know what happened. My MIL caught Roscoe dead to right gnawing on the bird. I smoked it over night unaware of what happened. She managed to trim the chew marks off the back end of the bird. The next day, my mother-in-law ate turkey without telling a soul what had happened. It was years later that she let the cat out of the bag. Merry Christmas. Gil