Originally Posted By: AmarilloMike
Originally Posted By: L. Brown
For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop.


I don't think 250 calories every other month is going to make much difference.


Just putting that statement in writing where mama-bear might see it tells us you have stones the size of Texas. Don't ask me how I know things like that are a BAD idea.

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