He's not talking about you... just the bum. The best thing to do is just ignore ole joe. Like momma said, don't talk to strangers.... I mean strange people.
As far as where to get one.... That's the hard part. As of right now, only the rounded boxlock is available in the states. As you can read in the other thread, they go by the name Dickinson and are carried exclusively by the Cabelas Fine Gun Library. The sidelock models, as of now, are not available.
If you want one, I guess you'd have to contact Komandoav (or Commanado Arms) who is major shotgun importer in Europe (for companies like Beretta, Franchi, Webley Scott, Perrazzi, Browning, Benelli, etc). They represent Akus too. Then you'd have to import it.
Here's their website.
http://www.komandoav.com/index.phpHere is they're online catalog.
http://www.commando-arms.com/This would be great business opportunity for someone willing to import these. They would sell well AS LONG AS THE PRICES ARENT JACKED UP. Case in point are the Dickinsons. When S&W imported them, their price was much higher and they didn't sell. Now, the Dickinsons are offered at a much more reasonable price and sell well.
I especially think the Sidelock would sell well.
Adam