An imposing Scot enters an outfitters.

The nervous young clerk approaches.

"What would be your pleasure, Sir?"

With a scowl, the Scot replies

"That would be pigeons and fornication, not that it's any concern of yours. I'm here for a flat cap."


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Dr.WtS


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