I have a friend who's a freelance photographer, we both kayak on LI Sound.

Called me up one day and said, "hey, it gorgeous out, lets go kayaking".

I said, "Man, you know if I don't work no money comes in, we're self employed".

"Yeah" he said, " but that's why we're self employed, so we can go kayaking when we want to".

It was a beautiful day on the water.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
- Errol Flynn