Only "stiffed" once by a lawyer? You can count yourself lucky. Kansas lawyer. you say. Huum-- and I thought only Philadelphia lawyers were the "Goniffs"-- Lawyer joke- sort of anyway- two lawyers were stranded on a deserted island in the Pacific- 4th day they see what looks to be a naked woman floating on her back and headed their way on the incoming tide- she lands on the sandy beach, gets up and smiles at them-- naked as a jaybird-- The first lawyer says to the other-- "Hey, whaddaya say- let's screw her" "and the other one replies- "Outta what?"""

"The field is the touchstone of the man"..