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1. Weld curb feelers onto the barrels and hang the requisite pair of fuzzy dice.
2. Install hydraulic actuated self opener with a switch on the stock head so you can make the barrels go up and down as you shoot it.
3. Airbrush skull and crossbones onto the receiver.
4. Bend the stock to about 5" drop so that you can barely see over the barrels as you shoot.
5. Upholster the stock in diamond tuck orange velvet with chrome spikes.
6. Add a flip out cup holder on the right side of the stock.
I can go on- I'm here till closing...
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Uhhhhh.......Mark, are you the same guy I hired to enhance the stock on my little English sidelock???
Socialism is almost the worst.
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Buff off the Blanch name and "engrave" W.C. Scott in it's place, with a Dremel tool.
SRH
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Uhhhhh.......Mark, are you the same guy I hired to enhance the stock on my little English sidelock??? LOL. Ummm... yes?  Just having a little fun. Merry Christmas Buzz.
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Hi Mark: I had a TON of fun with this thread too and I'm really glad Greg started it. A little fun blended in with the more serious stuff is a good thing. Merry Xmas to you and yours. Buzz
Socialism is almost the worst.
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A common variant of Bob Cash's idea..
The Butthole Thumb Stock is also pretty popular around my neck O the woods...
franc If you install the Butthole Thumb Stock, add a small mirror on the top rib (kind of like a peep sight), so that the shooter can see the Butthole while he is using the gun.
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Cut that out, Greg! I'm writing a letter to Santa right now, telling him you've been naughty. Get out there and shoot some pheasants!
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Just epoxy and metal tapping screw down a section of picatinny rail (no use using the whole thing, just hacksaw off what you need)so you can put on a "heads up" holographic sight and bring that old clunker into the 21st century. Too bad they don't make tracer shotshells...If you can't afford that, maybe rig up some braided fishing line into one of those spider web aiming circles the Viet Cong had on their anti-aircraft rigs. Tack a little yeti hair on the off side of the buttstock to go with your ghilli suit. And the orange velvet is for the case, not the gun!! Put a cobra leather sling on it and yur set! Steve
My greatest fear is that after I'm gone, my wife will sell all my stuff for what I TOLD her I paid for it...
Last edited by steve white; 12/20/11 07:58 PM.
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You guys have my head swimming!!!! All these great suggestions!! I just don't know what to do. Guess I'll have to weigh all these fine options.
BTW, Col. I would suggest you DON'T mail that letter. I may just have to make a phone call to Chicago to a couple of "business" friends of mine to have a little talk with you. Get my drift?? JK!
Thanks all!
Greg
Gregory J. Westberg
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Steve White posted - "Too bad they don't make tracer shotshells". He should have said: - too bad they don't make tracer shotshells, ANYMORE.
After I fired my first round of skeet in 1974, and got a PERFECT SCORE (0/25) - I bought a box of Winchester 12GA tracer rounds. REALLY had my eyes opened when I fired my second round of skeet.
On reflection, I think I'd do the suggested Barbie pink paint application before the Yataghan bayonet job.
Now THAT would be a FIRST ON THE BLOCK & a class act.
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