1. Weld curb feelers onto the barrels and hang the requisite pair of fuzzy dice.

2. Install hydraulic actuated self opener with a switch on the stock head so you can make the barrels go up and down as you shoot it.

3. Airbrush skull and crossbones onto the receiver.

4. Bend the stock to about 5" drop so that you can barely see over the barrels as you shoot.

5. Upholster the stock in diamond tuck orange velvet with chrome spikes.

6. Add a flip out cup holder on the right side of the stock.



I can go on- I'm here till closing...