The "Big legs and shrinking yer head" comment reminds me of when I was in high school hunting elk with a couple of friends, one friend's dad and his uncle.

After returning to the vehicle, it slipped out, that the uncle took a most inopportune time to relief himself. He had his rifle resting a few feet from him, when a cow walked by. I guess he made an ackward move for the rifle and spooked the cow. The friend's dad in a deadpan way said "typical logger, a 46 inch chest and a size 2 head!"

Cameron Hughes