I hope to auction my entire collection out of the kitchen door of my house to an enthusiastic crowd gathered between the garden and the house. However, I don't trust an auctioneer to properly describe the guns nor do I trust a caterer to conduct a proper free bar and barbecue. I have to figure out how to do all three jobs while on my last legs. I don't want anything to be left after my death except a few bird guns and a .22.