A country gal showed up in the Doc's exam room complaining of mild persistent abdominal pain. He examined her and said "Take a urine sample first thing in the morning and bring it to me."
The next morning she showed up with two black eyes and an arm in a sling and limping. The Doc wants to know what happened.
"Well, to be honest I didn't know what a urine sample was and I was too embarassed to show my ignorance to you. So on the way home I remembered that the lady on the next farm grew up in the city. Since I go by her house on the way to mine I decided to stop and ask. So I did and she told me to go piss in a bottle and I told her to shit in her bonnet and one word led to another."
I'm 55 and there is no doubt in my mind that all the doctors that I went to were smarter, worked harder, and were more conscientious than I was. As a matter of fact I wouldn't go to a doctor as dumb or lazy or careless as me. When I screw up there is just raw sewage on the floor or someone's office is hot.
Best,
Mike
Last edited by AmarilloMike; 06/19/10 04:30 PM.
