Originally Posted By: King Brown
Sure, your ideas count as do all those from members generous enough to offer them.


If so ;), there's a curious linguistic point, not really relevant, but, well, curious. As y'all probably know, in the Russian language the word "czar" can be used as a prefix, meaning "the best" or "the biggest", like the Czar-Cannon and the Czar-Bell from the Moscow Kremlin. You can coin words like "czar-girl", "czar-sword", or... Czar-Parker (there's also an adjectice "czarski" with the same meaning). In the context of the problem discussed, there seem to be grounds for a lost-in-translation case

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