jOe,
Just curious-When a guy types "I don't need it", like I did, at the very start, do you think that means "I want to buy it"? Or, that when a guy types "Not that I have a stake in it" that I get a commision, or had the gun on consignment?

I think you should go find the guidance counselor from your high school (he'll be at the bar) and ask him about this.

Or, perhaps it is time to have a nice conversation with a doctor about these things. I'm thinking you are "a bit" delusional at this point, and I'd like to see you get some help with it.

Really.
Best,
Ted