Humm- I liked the part about the "shooting the politicans bestus"==Those Limeys sure do have the shooting form down pat- can't say much about their food-"Spotted dick" would send me searching the Yellow pages for a Urologist mighty darn quick. Wasn't old Herm Melville a Brit? I'm sure Jules Verne was-- best blackboard scene from the TV spoof series "The Simpsons" has old Bad-Boy-Bart writing 100 times "Moby Dick is NOT a SDT"!!

"The field is the touchstone of the man"..