Brazilian Observations:
I spent some time in Brazil awhile back and observed the following:
*There apparentely are NO fat women in Brazil
*You can't possibly try ALL the meats in one of their resturants
*There's no way a guy my age can run down a thief on the beach
*Brazilian Rum at around $1.00 a bottle is a smoking deal
*The Policia carry the wackiest assortment of firearms I've ever seen
*You CAN actually play volleyball using only your feet!
*Christ the Redemer in a fog is NOT a very imposing sight
*Flying around Brazil is NOT an experience for everyone
*Boarding a commercial airplane already harboring thousands of mosquitos is an every day experience
*Portuguese may be the most indeciferable language in the world
*If you step off the curb in traffic be prepared to die!
*If you live there and have to drive thru the slums packing a HK MP5 is probably a good idea
*Oh and Brazilian Cut bathing suits? Those must be the ones using 1 square inch of strategically placed material!
Jim
Last edited by italiansxs; 11/02/09 12:50 AM.
