Put some of that Gold Bond powder on there... the oldsters say it does wonders.
Yep.. Remington Golden Bullets, how could I forget. They used to be good too, now nobody can make 22 rimfires that actually fire except CCI and they're sold out a year in advance.
Years ago I used to work for a clown who had a "Gold Edition" Cadillac DeVille. I was assigned the task of purchasing a new hood orniment for it ($250) because the old one had started to turn green. Imagine gold corroding just like it was made of, oh, brass or something...
