Although I've never subscribed to the Freudian psycology notion that guns are phallic symbols, if there were a shred of truth in that, I imagine that wrapping ones' hand around a "big long fat one" would suggest some subconcious desire. I truthfully wouldn't know. Bikini girls and splinters as previously stated.


Voting for anti-gun Democrats is dumber than giving treats to a dog that shits on a Persian Rug