Go back to you sleevers, Jenny Craig, and your stupid black eagles (I'm glad you admitted the problem, it is always the first step to recovery, jOe)
My Mossberg's have trained more kids (and, on occasion, their mother's) gun safety than you could in the remaining years of sorry life you have left, if you started today, which, you won't.
Hope you figured out how to read a map of Europe, but, hope springs eternal after all. Germany 'ain't Belgium, you know.
Or, should know, by now, anyway.

Best,
Ted