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Probably hold up in his FEMA trailer, waxing his Sterlingworth.

With 'lectristy out, not able to cook, worried 'bout his thinning girth,
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Or off patrolling Thorncroft Manor, locked and loaded, in case any refugees from the storm seek shelter there.

Roads a mess and gas no where,
so up upon Pooky, the sway backed mare.

In the brush 'sounded like a few
so Thorny leveled ol' Billie Baroo,

the safety slid off with a 'snick'
but thru the bushes it looked like ol' Saint Nick.