You know how we have internet cafe's and drop in centres? Well I have just opened the very first (I believe) Scammers Academy here in Sunny Shropshire.Scam artists are cordially invited to drop in where Eugene will welcome them and make them feel comfortable and at home, suitably relaxed they are introduced to 'moi' who then procedes to batter the living daylights out of them and re-configure them into decent hardworking upstanding citizens and fully paid up members of the Labour Party. (Tony needs friends and these particular friends have the psychological profile of Cabinet Members)
