What's all this about the weather bothering a pretty gun? That's silly.

The general purpose hunting rifle I've used for the better part of two decades now for pigs, deer, elk, and bear is a nice, pre-war, medium bore British double rifle. It's been rained and snowed on countless times, as well as dusty and muddy as hell. It keeps my freezers full, and still looks as good as it did when I bought it. It's only necessary to clean it properly before putting it away when I get home.

"Serious rifles have two barrels, everything else just burns gunpowder."