Farts while opening Kraut shotguns ey? Isn't that word spelled Fhart in the German language-interesting concept- the Captain is "breaking wind" from his "Heinie" trying to open up his new Merkel O/U whilst the Katzenjammer twins are doubled over with laughter already- Phil Bourjaily wrote about the Merkel in his F&S 50 best shotty-gunz promo piece a while back-he couldn't get the forearm back on a brand NIB Merkel O/U and called the factory and spoke to a gunsmith there- who apparently told him-"You have to hit it very hard"--you might also try the new Hoppe's aerosol "dry oil" goes on clear and dries with a thin white film of lube on moving parts-that and having "Die Arnold" leave his desk and cigar in Sacramento and come over to serve as your "loader" for the next 10 years- that oughta smooth out that fine Kraut two-holer..
Last edited by Run With The Fox; 10/01/08 09:49 PM.
