A-A-A-A-H-H-H--H-H-H-H-H!! Denny Crane wakes up after his daily routine of watching Regis and Kelly, Ellen, all the court shows and then laying down for his six hour afternoon nap. He had a dream that people were calling him by another name. Waking up he goes over to the computer, knowing he will be totally heartbroken when he finds all the fighting, whining, blubbering and belly aching on the DGJ board will be over and he is wondering what he will do with his sorry, useless life for entertainment only to find four more pages of spewing insults and hate which now totals twenty four pages of glorious spittle!! He wonders how much farther this will go on because he can't believe that people would continue with all this, but on the other hand he finds it so amusing that he decides not to say anything and he will only sit back, try to remember his real name which he has totally forgotten because of his lingering bout with Mad Cow Disease and watch what happens next, hoping that there will be a few more opinions cast...............Denny Crane, self appointed narrator, chief instigator and (newly crowned) first class prick.