Got a call from the other dead cats owner's attorney this morning. She wanted to know what my part in the "theft" of and destruction of the other dead cat. Instead of explaining that this was a tragic mistake I gave her my attorney's name. Then I called him and let him know she would be calling.
He just about died laughing when I told him the story. He assured me he would take care of it. We go way back, to a point of time he was respectable, before he passed the bar. When she called he must have been in rare form. She called me back ten minutes after her call to him and explained they had decided to let the entire matter drop. He called me later and said it was all settled. He explained to the other lawyer that the only thing they would get out of us was a counter suit and the entire matter would take hundred of hours to settle and he was working for free because he thought this was the dumbest suit that he ever heard of and he was a dog person. So death to all cats and lawyers who represent them.
All well that ends well.
