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I have a good friend who shall remain nameless. He had a cat that was raiding his pigeon coop and doing a lot of damage to his birds. One night he heard a comotion in the coop and slipped out the door with his pellet gun. As the cat was exiting the coop he dropped it with a well placed pellet to the head.

At that point he realized it was his next door neighbors cat. He didn't know what to do so he took the cat out into the street in front of his neighbors house and ran its head over with his truck. Problem solved.

Similar to Paul's story; My Dad was raising quail in the backyard in the city (in the Seventies). He wants to get a big population going on his ranch. Something keeps getting in and killing them. He sets a varmint trap. At 6:00AM one Sunday morning we hear this horrific noise. We go outside and the neighbor's foo-foo rat dog has turned out to be the culprit and is raising hell because it's foot is caught. The neigbors on three sides come outside to see what is going on (4 foot chain link fence) and he goes to release the dog. It bites him so he has to go into the workshop and get a pair of heavy welder's gloves. Of course the rat dog is making a racket during all this time. He successfully releases the dog which seems to be all right. The neighbors acted like nothing happened so we did too.

Best,

Mike

I saw a dead cat bouncing on Wall Street the other day.

OWD

A friend from work raised Rottweiler's, one day one of his dogs shows up with the mangled body of the cat next door. My buddy thinking the worst and his dog killed it. He then cleans it up,"I'm talkin shampoo,hairdryer the whole bit" and in the middle of the night sneaks over to the neighbor's and places it on the front porch. Next morning he is woke up by the neighbor lady screaming at the top of her lungs. Steve has a change of heart and goes over to console her, when he gets there she is sobbing and hysterical because she can't figure out how it appeared on her porch and was so clean, because it had died two days before that and they buried it in their backyard.

Steve at that point lost the nerve to tell her what he did!

dogon

Behold, the cat rises on the third day and lives his tenth life. Must have been one of those born again cats.

We had a cat once upon a time....

It only had two lives.

In it's first life it scratched my wife in it's second life it scractched my little girl...

it's third life belonged to me.

Wachovia Bank?

Curl

Talk about "using your head" in a possible "dicey"situation- Kudos to the quick thinking neighbor--RWTF

Oh Boy- Mike, I'm gonna let this one slide away, but boy Howdy- sure are some great possible "punch lines" to that story, my Amarillo amigo- thanks for sharing!!

Could be- just the the bank in "Kali-for=nia" that tanked a week or so ago- so let's hope, if you have funds in Wachovia- that the FDIC will "Watch Over Ya"!! We have a small bank in my State- not part of the "Engulf and Devour" network- farmers still do business there- because during the Bank Busts of the early 1930's they paid you 100 of your savings account back if you wanted your money- and they didn't foreclose on the farmers, let them pay the interest on their loans only, and carry the principal until times got better=-That is integrity-RWTF