A friend from work raised Rottweiler's, one day one of his dogs shows up with the mangled body of the cat next door. My buddy thinking the worst and his dog killed it. He then cleans it up,"I'm talkin shampoo,hairdryer the whole bit" and in the middle of the night sneaks over to the neighbor's and places it on the front porch. Next morning he is woke up by the neighbor lady screaming at the top of her lungs. Steve has a change of heart and goes over to console her, when he gets there she is sobbing and hysterical because she can't figure out how it appeared on her porch and was so clean, because it had died two days before that and they buried it in their backyard.

Steve at that point lost the nerve to tell her what he did!