When I was 7 I found a dead cat in a neighbors yard. I went home and grabbed my Little Red Wagon, picked some flowers of an abandoned lot and made a nice fresh flower arrangement complete with a dead cat. I then rounded up a few cohorts and paraded around the neighborhood calling, "Cat for sale!"

I have no idea what I was thinking, but one of my prospective buyers is now the County Trustee here in McMinn Co. and brings this story up every time I see him.