George-this is fun- my now grown daughters let me name their cats when they were in school- so we had a "Pflueger" and an "Evinrude" amongst others. Best story was when my oldest gal-about 8 then- having seen me build a sturdy dog house for Maggie-my English Setter- had her kitten and the litter box in her room, and said "Daddy- could you buid a cat house for Fluffy please?" Ah-yes- Here's a cat joke: Lady has a prized pet Pomeranian- and one morning "Pookie" was not responding- so she panics- calls the Vet- loads the dog into her car and gets there- Vet puts "Pookie" on the exam table-runs the usual proceedures, finds nothing wrong- but poor "Pookie" is comatose- so he said: "Well, Ms. Smith- there is another test I can run, excuse me for a moment please" he leaves, comes back with a cat carrier, sets it down on the exam table, opens up the door and a big tabby cat comes out- looks up at the Vet- and the Vet points to the dog-so the cat walks slowly around "Pookie" 3 times- looks at the Vet and blinks its eyes three times, then goes back to the cage- The Vet tells Mrs. Smith he'll need to keep her doggy overnight- "Oh my, the lady replies- how much will all this cost me?" And the Vet writes down a few figures and says- "Well, so far we are about $350 with your dog, M'am" "$350? Wow, last time I brought "Pookie" in for an exam you charged me $100!" "That's true, $100 for the regular exam and $250 for the CAT SCAN is $350!""
