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Re: Weight Reducing Ideas - I have A Couple
suddenthunder #305835 12/23/12 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By: suddenthunder
Now it's getting deep! There's no pheasant left in kansas!



Re: Weight Reducing Ideas - I have A Couple
AmarilloMike #305923 12/24/12 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By: AmarilloMike
Originally Posted By: L. Brown
For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop.


I don't think 250 calories every other month is going to make much difference.


Just putting that statement in writing where mama-bear might see it tells us you have stones the size of Texas. Don't ask me how I know things like that are a BAD idea.

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Re: Weight Reducing Ideas - I have A Couple
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Keith, sometimes smartass can get you in serious trouble with the other half. One I have to tell on myself: After the wife and I saw "Indecent Proposal", where Robert Redford offers married couple Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore $1 million to spend a night with Demi, the wife asks me whether I'd take a million bucks and let someone have sex with her. The ONLY correct answer, of course, is something on the order of: "Dear, to me you're priceless!"

However, my smartass immediately kicked into overdrive. I said: "Dear, that was a million for Demi Moore. For you, I'd take $50,000!" Pretty cold in the doghouse for the next couple weeks.
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After using a baloon in the stock, just to balance the gun, you could put helium in a condom stuffed in the left barrel cause I know you don't need it laugh

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Re: Weight Reducing Ideas - I have A Couple
Chuck H #305998 12/25/12 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted By: Chuck H
Originally Posted By: suddenthunder
Now it's getting deep! There's no pheasant left in kansas!



Im Sorry chuck, My bad ,Please forgive my thoughts, Until next season!
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