In that case I would turn all of it into Victorian pattern guncase Turnscrews with a few Flintlock versions thrown in for good measure. Though I would have to be dishonest enough to say they where all genuine. The consequences would be that it would make a number of people happy rather than just one. Though my bank manager may get that glint of human kindness in that glass eye of his when I deposit the profits of my enterprise.

The only lessons in my life I truly did learn from where the ones I paid for!