Next to pro wrestling, hockey leads the sports world in fan pleasing and incredibly funny fake fights. Michelin Men "slugging it out" ranks top of the list absurd. As a televised game it has to be about the most boring and that includes baseball. As a live game it may be better but I can't imagine actually paying real money to sit and watch it.
But all y'all knock yerselves out

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