"An appointment in Canada gets as much in as a change of a sign in our village market."

King, Canada could blow up tonight and I wouldn't know about it until I tried turning on the hockey game next Saturday. All I would get is an endless loop of Little Mosque on the Prairie and Don Cherry's Rock 'em Sockem Hockey. I think Nova Scotia could blow up and Canada wouldn't know about it 'till next summer.

"Honey!, I'm going to Beaver Lumber to get some stuff for the rink!"

"Oh, don't bother, they're out of bug infested wood. Nova Scotia blew up 6 months ago!"

"No shit. Didn't know that. Any beer in the fridge?"

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They all live on donuts and moose meat. Weird Al