Yea but it was the sidelock that did all the work, exploring continents, protecting settlers, leading the way. Then the boxlock showed up and tried to grab all the credit. Credit grabbers and Johnny-come-latelies, that's what boxlocks are.

And a boxlock is way beyond ugly. An old scrubber woman that cooks and cleans well enough but walks around the house in old grungy socks and combat boots.

Now a sidelock is a super model that's also a gourmet chef!!!! smile