Oh please.

Agnostic means you don't believe until you've seen it yourself, or it has been proven to your satisfaction. I'm open to all possibilities. What is certain is that when I die one of two things will happen. Consciousness will continue on some level, and I'll be pleasantly surprised, or it will end, and I won't know the difference.

I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.