In all probability, the Muslim Barber would use his straight razor to behead the gay customer, and the Liberals would increase taxes to erect a memorial while they completely ignored the crime committed by the Muslim. The death would be written off as workplace violence, and be blamed on white privilege. All white Barbers would be required to attend sensitivity training classes which would of course require a dramatic increase in the cost of licensing the Barber.

A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.